send hELP

# fuck I love John Oliver so much     # SO MUCH     # his new show is the greatest and I hope it airs forever and ever     # gif set     

64/100 Ladies: Rashida Jones
smiling is definitely one of the best beauty remedies. if you have a good sense of humor and a good approach to life, that’s beautiful.
# wow wow wow     # Rashida Jones     

in the end, you belong to neither the light nor the darkness

# gif set     

"And how hard is it to land even a minimum-wage job? This year, the Ivy League college admissions acceptance rate was 8.9%. Last year, when Walmart opened its first store in Washington, D.C., there were more than 23,000 applications for 600 jobs, which resulted in an acceptance rate of 2.6%, making the big box store about twice as selective as Harvard and five times as choosy as Cornell. Telling unemployed people to get off their couches (or out of the cars they live in or the shelters where they sleep) and get a job makes as much sense as telling them to go study at Harvard."
- "Why Don’t the Unemployed Get Off Their Couches?" and Eight Other Critical Questions for Americans (via seriouslyamerica)

# SHE'S SO PRETTY AND SO GOOD AT MATHS     # I THINK THIS MIGHT BE LOVE     # Rachel Riley     # gif set     

Eva Green for Campari Calendar BTS (2015)

# heeeeelp     # Eva Green     

he is very fond of humans

# Hannibal     

"Well, lads. You’ve discovered a species hitherto unknown to science, quite possibly non-terrestrial in origin, and you kicked its fuckin’ head in!
# attack the block     

I’m sorry I’ve been so awol lately.

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# mostly this is a     # tag for Sarah     # tag for Mylissa     # thegreattribblehunt     # neeblack     # but it also applies to any of you who have sent me messages in the past little while and not received a reply     # I'm not ignoring you I promise!     # Or     # well     # I am     # but it's because of weird brain problems not because I don't want to talk to you     # and I will get back to you soon because I do love talking to you!     

"See, Rowling largely operates Harry’s generation in a clear system of parallels to the previous generation, Marauders and all. Harry is his father—Quidditch star, a little pig-headed sometimes, an excellent leader. Ron is Sirius Black—snarky and fun, loyal to a fault, mired in self-doubts. Hermione is Remus Lupin—book smart and meticulous, always level-headed, unfailingly perceptive. Ginny is Lily Evans—a firecracker, clever and kind, unwilling to take excuses. Draco Malfoy is Severus Snape—a natural foil to Harry, pretentious, possessed of the frailest ego and also deeper sense of right and wrong when it counts. And guess what? Neville Longbottom is Peter Pettigrew.

Neville is a perfect example of how one single ingredient in the recipe can either ruin your casserole (or stew, or treacle tart, whatever you like), or utterly perfect your whole dish. Neville is the tide-turner, the shiny hinge. And all because he happens to be in the same position as Wormtail… but makes all the hard choices that Pettigrew refused the first time around. Other characters are in similar positions, but none of them go so far as Neville. None of them prove that the shaping of destiny is all on the individual the way he does."
- Emily Asher-Perren (via margaerystyrells)
# NEEEEEEEEVILLLLLEEEEEEEE     # when people say nice things about Neville it MAKES MY DAY     # MY BABY     # badassery runs in the Longbottom family     

Science Bros: Then and Now

# oh my     # oh no     


Kristen Stewart in ‘Just One Of The Guys’ by Jenny Lewis (x)

At roughly 2:35, Kristen Stewart waggles her eyebrows in suggestive delight at the viewer, then beckons to herself as if to say “Me? You? You? Me? Is this happening? Let’s make this happen.” Kristen Stewart contains more drollery in the crook of her little finger than you have in your entire miserable carcass.

You are a piece of shit and I hate you. I would cheerfully slide a knife across your eyelids to spend three-quarters of a minute looking at Kristen Stewart’s neck from a respectful distance.” [x]

# 'Kristen Stewart slouches like the half-human offpsring of Lord Apollo and a panther.'     # 'She is a sexual murderer and you have never understood her not even a little bit not even once.'     # this article is a thing of beauty     # Hathaway and Larson are pretty cute in the video too     # gif set     # Kristen Stewart     

"Hufflepuff house is haunted by the Fat Friar, who was executed because senior churchmen grew suspicious of his ability to cure the pox merely by poking peasants with a stick, and his ill-advised habit of pulling rabbits out of the communion cup."


Goddamn Hufflepuffs get the best everything

(via belldam)



Rinko Kikuchi


Rinko Kikuchi

# Rinko Kikuchi